Not a fan of typecasting every fawking A list non-US actor in the role of villain.

Kojima, you hack asshole.

Better than 99% of what's on cable.

Westworld season 2 promo leaks…

I never thought I'd say or type this sentence, but…

Beat me to it by seven hours.

Welcome…

I want to see a crossover episode of the Delos staff with the workers from The Cabin in the Woods.

If "breaktime" for you and most of your co-workers means "bang the dismembered fembot in the broom closet before disposal," you probably only last at that job if you're prone to not asking questions.

I just want to know if the baby iguana escapes the snakes.

What kind of shitty amusement park doesn't have churros?

Dolores is revealed to be Laura Palmer.

Bernard-bot 5000: "Come see the violence inherent in the system!"

I'm not lying when I say this…

But then all of that is revealed to just be a hallucination in Rocky's mind as he contemplates fighting the final round against Drago. But then he beats Drago and is carried over the moon to Narnia with ET in Elliot's bike basket. And then fireworks over Cinderella's castle. Robocop eats a clamroll.

The dying-in-the-tent fire makes no damn sense!

Goddammit, Col. Steve Austin…

Okay. I've figured it out.

Speaking of true horrors, and as something of a digression…

I hope when Ford's comeuppance up comes, they elect to banish him rather than simply kill him. The former would be so much more interesting than the latter.