Only in your head.

Ha.

30 minutes too long.

Knowing nerds as well as I do (and being one, if I'm honest), I'm going to allow that they're naive enough to facilitate the robot uprising.

What if her Own Fucking Story is a stoner road comedy co-starring James Franco and Seth Rogen?

As a fully functioning, lifelong heterosexual man, I never thought I'd say this, but… I'm tired of the boobs.

You know what else is inextricably linked to the 90s?

Thanks Obama is a dunkel.

Yeah, I really had a hard time with that one.

You didn't mention the high point of the episode, and indeed of the series thus far?

The greatest problem that plagues my America is that it is populated by Americans.

A certain orange-haired Bolton has a date with his dogs this Tuesday.

You can also easily go Bernie Sanders with this costume.

The twist is that it's really a Dangerous Liaisons reboot, there are no vampires, and Ice-T plays Marquise de Merteuil.

This would have been more fun if the name of the film was Bootleggers and they were transporting legs in boots for zombies.

This swill takes itself way too seriously.

WB Exec, 1977: "It's got Dirty Harry, a monkey, punching, legendary comedienne Ruth Gordon, and trucks. American Graffiti in Space doesn't stand a chance!"

Warner Brothers knew how to handle Star Wars.

You mean 10 *SHOCKING* Rules…

The Adventures of Space Dog Man and Friends.