Or Chowderbacca.

You should probably apologize for your username and avatar.

You will come to crave the tough love of Chowderbatter, your new nerd messiah.

No. Just the Kohl's parking lot.

It's pretty clear I need a Chewbacca mask.

Not interested in reconciling my definition of better with yours. At any speed.

I don't think this woman, nor the commenters on this page, will suffer for my taking a position contrary to the roughly 99% who celebrate her "joy." She'll get her victory lap whether I'm cheering from the sidelines or not.

I'll take that comparison.

My comment took about two minutes. How long does it take you to write five paragraphs?

I don't want to be dismissive (too much), but in a way, this video makes me sad.

Spaceballs wasn't funny either.

I actually saw Beyond the Valley of the Dolls around 1995 (I think) at the Virginia Film Festival in Charlottesville and Ebert was there to do a Q & A. Don't let his PBS demeanor fool you. That man was a freak.

SNL has been painfully unfunny for at least twenty years.

Uh.

I have never liked McCarthy, but this not-at-all-complimentary article has, against all odds, made me want to watch this movie.

Who cares if the public is ready for this show? It's for me.

I came in your pants and I don't even know if they're in the same state.

Goddammit, James! Why do you always interrupt me when I sit down for my soup?

Exactly.

Shitty flashbacks are the best kind.