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“I know nothing except from countries where they speak American and ESPN highlights, so whatever though”.

What else do they have to talk about, the Jets and Fighting Irish are so abysmal that they defy even half-hearted anguish, and 49 minutes of every Mike & Mike hour is devoted to reading ads anyway.

Pray I don’t alter it further.

The Continued Character Assassination of Clark Kent by the Coward Zack Snyder

Eww James Franco? This deal is getting worse all the time

“[weeps].”

All the while, I’m sitting there, thinking that’s not what the damn numbers say.

So Real World but these are unstable 30 year olds instead of unstable 20 year olds?

Your a moran! The Star War is a documenterry.

I feel this so much as a Menominee woman. In my family, we went from just my grandmother being the only one to finish high school to all of her daughters having college degrees. The majority of my generation has been lucky enough to go to college. Still it’s not enough.

Fuck that. If I’m on the low ground, that just puts me at ball-punching height. No issues with taking an openly presented sack attack under these circumstances. No dumb shit at a football game who gets into a fight is going to remember my lack of honor in combat once the Coors wears off, anyway.

Thanks Mr. Tomsula

I’m a Colts season ticket holder and this year there’s a couple who sits behind me at every game, and they obsess over which players aren’t standing for the anthem. Usually during the anthem. Yes, they talk during the whole anthem about how disrespectful it is to sit during the anthem.

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

Great, now I’ll need to stop wearing my ‘Guns don’t kill people, I kill people’ shirt and buy a ‘Heroin doesn’t kill people, I kill people shirt’

“Analysis shows that the upper surface of the tail was colored a chestnut-brown, and the underside a pale white.”

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