Seriously, Gladbach/Fiorentina should be a great match too.

Looks like Palmieri paid

*Bernard peers into toilet*

“It doesn’t look like anything to me.”

Carlo Ancelotti throwing out cigarette butts on the pitch again.

When I was 12 years old, at a Red Sox game, Rickey Henderson was running down the third baseline back to the dugout. I started shouting at him for an autograph. Rickey comes jogging over, asks what I’m yelling and then responds “Rickey don’t do autographs” before running off.

Fuck you, Rickey.