I hope that on the easiest day of my life I can have half the faith, grace and character that Monty Williams has on his hardest. One of the most inspirational things I have ever read.

I’ve never seen this show, but my daughters used to watch it once in a while at their babysitter’s house. I heard about it for months and literally thought it was called “Papa Troll” and was a cartoon about a family of trolls or something. It wasn’t until someone bought my daughter a Paw Patrol book that I figured out…

As far as I can tell? They’re voting for Trump because they hate the Republican establishment for lying to them for, like, twenty years, promising them wildly unrealistic things while selling them out to the 1% for their own gain.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

In a speech I heard him give (yes people have him give speeches) he said when he is president America will be made up of the “hooves and Hoove-nots.”

“Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of the architecture. Oh, my God. It even has parkour.”

The first thing to die will (and should) be peewee and/or Pop Warner football.

Join the movement. There are dozens of us.

Hillary Clinton enlisted Donald Trump to run for President on the Republican side.

I mean why not do the lottery balls in public?????

nah, I’ve been to Finland. it exists. drove there from Sweden.

I first became aware of it during the physical act of love. A profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT

Should we add the Cavs getting LeBron (and then Kyrie)?

• Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’ concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible;…

I’ve always believed that Magic Johnson never had HIV and that it was a staged event to alter the American/World perceptions that it was a homosexual only infection and instead a world wide epidemic. For this he was handsomely paid for his services.

Any takers on the “Michael Jordan’s baseball career was a secret ban by David Stern” theory?

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT MOON LANDINGS