I wish there was an offshoot, somewhere in the Gawker suite of blogs, that we could all talk about people being terrible to food-service workers. I think it would be a pretty good idea if we had a place like that, I tell you what.

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This article was a bitter pill for Russell Wilson. Fortunately, he had a bottle of Recovery Water on hand.

Lincoln Chafee (miss u!) is one of the small hobbit children delighted by the fireworks at Bilbo’s birthday party, correct?

This needs to be at the top, and the only comment. Just erase all the rest, Deadspin.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

When this show premieres six other versions of it will happen in separate timelines.

Oo-de-lally, golly what a day...

This rips my heart out.

You will be happy you waited. It’s amazing, and I’m pretty discriminating about television. Rami Malek, and the actress who plays his best friend, Allison (?) is mesmerizing. Some of the performances are terrifying, some of them will make you want to throw up, some are just very seamless and integrated, but there…

Three thoughts:

Takes comfort that the NFL still doesn’t know what helmet-to-helmet contact and spearing is. “Player safety, Jeem.”

It’s currently snowing, but I won’t have to shovel. I’ll simply place my laptop in the driveway and let the heat from this take melt everything away.

Except here, the suit and tie costs $30k+ and you have to live with it and only it for 5-10 years and you MUST eat at the restaurant to continue paying your bills.

It can when he Rex our defense.

Be careful, he might trade Mariota for Case Keenum and a half eaten turkey sandwich. It’s always the move they least expect.