AHTANAMAS CAHS!

I knew there would be at least one of you.

Old Pyrex is different glass.

Old Pyrex is different glass.

Looks like cheap tempered garbage with a “Pyrex” label, not actual thermal-safe Pyrex glass.

Looks like cheap tempered garbage with a “Pyrex” label, not actual thermal-safe Pyrex glass.

The best female tennis player of all time

Another piece of shit who is apparently above the law because he has money.

93mph is barely above average on the Jersey Turnpike.

So I agree, if people do the time then they can play. Like I was fine with Vick coming back because he did his time. And it was messed up that it was always thrown in his face compared to athletes that have gotten off with no time behind bars. But man, only seven years for what he did is kinda fucked up.

Not all heroes wear caps, though from your pic you do. Seriously though, I cringe at all the mistakes.

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

“...a black New York City police officer”

Scary attempt to get to DC but everyone is alright

What a save!

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

What, you expected me to READ the article? This is still Jalopnik, right?

what

Somewhat related:

“...half of traffic fatalities are related to passengers not buckling their seatbelts”

Wyatt is very good at driving

Go to the sourced paper?