I battled the evil wizard Vashtarr after he stole the Crystal of Prophecy. Pretty sure I saved all of New San Francisco.  

I once ordered that the civilian population of Cardassia be ruthlessly slaughtered by the Jem’Hadar. But I’m quite sure others here have accomplished great things as well! 

I approve of this gimmick (and have brought it out of the greys). If you see Rappin’ Jake Sisko, tell him what’s up from me.

I'm afraid the Dominion takes a dim view of piracy, no matter how noble the motive. 

Hey, it’s my dad!

For real, my dad was one of the models who posed for the Hildebrandt’s Luke (it’s very obvious in the face; it’s definitely not Mark Hamill!). He was friends with the bros in the 70s in NJ and can be seen in some of the photos in their out of print art book as well. He passed away when I was 8 and…

-Carl Sagan

I’ve been at the Orlando airport and have casually run into Parker Posey gardening and Rachel Weisz walking her dog, so New York can’t brag about that either!

That you would suggest that watching the delightful ‘Frasier’ is a more bizarre choice than endlessly cycling through episodes of the just-okay ‘Friends’ is an insult I will not stand, sir.

When you sports eat it.

Sayings we need to stop by all means necessary before they become a tic: “And it looks like they get to eat the W!”

Making flippant copy

Man, these comments are priceless. No wonder this place is fucking dying.

I had that one - it was a gift. Kept it.

To add to my old school gaming cred, we had the ET game for the 2600 - purchased in a store and everything. Finished it. 

My recommendation for Holiday gift giving is World Peace and Unbridled Joy and they can be had for the sale price of $25.*

Is and has always been a privilege. 

How about we just present a Lifetime Achievement Award for John Teti’s Project Runway recaps...? (Future TV reviewers - here’s how you write a review)

Here’s to the best of AV Club gimmick commenters (mostly) past and (some) present.  Here’s to Cookie Monster, who can drop insightful comments on whatever topic is at hand in the perfectly rendered diction of the blue-furred crumbly dessert fiend.  Here’s to ZMF, who taught me all about ownage, and what Statham movies…

Is a weenie a sammy?

Calling a vegetable ‘veg’.  (Related to the other example brought up, ‘veggie’).