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I did enjoy that rare Mary Worth comic strip where she advised a friend to commit suicide.

Penny was arrested after the relationship was found out? For what?

You’ve gotten my favorite moment and around it, my favorite level: New Donk City, the ultimate and best summation of Super Mario Odyssey’s design. I know being a minor sandbox it does stretch the idea of “level,” but it really is too wonderful to not discuss. Odyssey bills itself as both a return to Super Mario 64

“But we live in a world where women’s safety is more important than men’s feelings”, said like that’s a silly thing.

I can’t get enough of Shoshana Bean and Cynthia Erivo’s cover of Taylor Swift’s “I Did Something Bad”.

And you may find yourself

Please keep trying, so much depends on it.

It does no good: every time they take it away, there’s suddenly a new one in his hands. It’s because he’s really the last of a long-thought-extinct race of Dick Cream Goblins.

He looks like what Dwight Schrute would look like if he swallowed a starfish.

While we’re on such things, how about the car ad that uses Holiday Road and fades out a second before the end of hook?  MURDER.

Whenever I see a Safelite repair tech, I make sure to take a second or two to thank them for their service.

+1 instain mother

I did this in GTA4. I would steal a car, then do everything I could to keep that car in good shape. I’d get it repaired, park it properly, and always obey traffic laws. It was a terrible way to get around the city, but oddly relaxing to just kinda mosey on over to my next waypoint. Obviously this didnt work in chase

Seems like we just need them to boycott voting somehow and we’re set

As a black man living in America, I feel the NFL protests appropriately draw attention to one of America’s gravest race-based sins at a venue that makes it uncomfortably difficult for those either apathetic to or complicit in it to ignore.

Probably the chamber where they store all the grain. That WAS the whole point after all.

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If we are going with general November music, then my choice is “Adventures in Solitude” by the New Pornographers.

My girlfriend did a similar thing with GTA5, hijacking a bus and then pretending to be a bus driver, obeying traffic laws and making up a route. Or hijacking a gardening truck and then saying “let’s go create some inner-city green spaces”.

She also would go to the strippers though (you gotta after a hard days work