I’ve tried to obey traffic laws in GTA V. It usually lasts about 30 seconds before I start blowing through red lights.

As a “don’t run over any pedestrians” guy in Grand Theft Auto, the struggle is real. It’s not until GTAV that it’s almost impossible not to kill bystanders because they keep running into traffic on purpose.

A former girlfriend of mine would do that whenever I tried to get her to play GTAV. It was actually kind of neat seeing all the detail they put into the normal, non-car-chase world in terms of ambiance and NPCs and whatnot.

“We don’t really love the new in-flight Devin Dawson performance and here’s why you shouldn’t either” - The AV Club

This is how I played GTA.

When I bought GTA V, I decided that when I wasn’t playing missions, I was going to play everyone but Trevor like it was The Getaway and cops would pull me over for running red lights since they’d given me Trevor so I could have a good reason to act like a risk addict whenever I wanted. I never finished the game

That’s....actually how I used to play GTA III, Vice City, and San Andreas when I was a kid. Stop at every red light, collect stupid cars like minivans and buses, never carried any weapons on me, etc. lol

I did this with my friend’s niece. She’d sit with my and watch me play GTA Online and I’d obey the rules of the road and go to the beach.

I used to play the original Driver on Playstation obeying the laws and pretending to pick people up and drop them off like Crazy Taxi but driving very slowly.

I used to do that with Vice City, and it was surprisingly difficult. There’d always be some asshole driver who blazed through a traffic light or swerved into you, and the cops would be on your shit if you were even a shade above the non-posted speed limit.

That’s how one of my nephews used to play GTA:IV. He’d obey all the traffic laws, drive slower around cops and even roleplayed running out of gas, walking to a nearby gas station and walking back to fill up his car. He’s super into German made bus and streetcleaner simulators now so at least someone’s making games for…

My ex-girlfriend only liked the taxi or delivery missions in Grand Theft Auto. She didn’t even play it as like Crazy Taxi. Just calmly taking people where they wanted to go.

Conformist Without A Cause!

My cousin and I used to play tag in Twisted Metal 2, although there was a cheat code to get the suburban level from the first game, which was the best level for tag. We would put on God Mode and try to hit each other with our special weapons. Spectre wasn’t allowed, because his weapon was homing and could go through…

I did the same thing with the original Twisted Metal in the suburbs level.

Did she change the radio to some soothing classical music, too? Or just cautiously check for cross traffic when turning right at a red light to Guns N’ Roses?

I assume squirrels are constantly after Kellyanne.

All those names combined make the greatest drag queen pop band.

Super Sugar Crisp was Post Cereals, not Kellogg. Same thing, but different company...

They should’ve just said, “fuck it,” and gone with High Fructose Corn Syrup Pops.