RIGHT?!? SHE WORE A GOWN FOR THE BOX PHOTO SHOOT!!

k but where the hell is the toaster oven

Another fun fact: he shot each season over just two weeks and spent the rest of the year traveling.

I’ve read about that before and it is legitimately my favorite fact about Bob Ross.

Fun fact: Ross used to be a drill sargent in the US Marines.

Funny how when a white guy tries to escape police custody he’s subdued with pepper spray and a taser instead of being shot and killed.

She body shames too. “I’m skinny but I do it it the healthy way, but Jules...”

That Grey Gardens slam is the lowkey rudest shit ever

"The only thing worse than trout mouth is trout snatch."

Yes. Thank you, but it’s cool, all’s well - long time ago.

Yeah some people are fine but then they drink and become literal monsters.

I used to believe in that. Not anymore.

if you dont want to get hit, then why are you walking around with a face HUH

Do you think alcoholics might be more likely to be abusive? Genuinely wondering, might be a dumb or offensive question but he’s obviously been hitting the bottle hard for years.

Jesus, especially with skepticism about the bruise, TMZ. LOlz. Women are always lying about getting beaten, I guess?

Regular deodorant, but they have to hide it somewhere so he can find it.

That is why I ship them. I can’t imagine the relationship being any other way.

I gotta be honest, I don’t why you do either.

Not buying it Meghan FEIGNor

This man is living his best life.