First of all there is no golden path for mothers at work. It’s not a rose garden.

... who the fuck is Terrence Washington?

This will never not be timely.

I read something once that said “if Demi Lovato weren’t famous, she’d be that Sephora manager who needs an attitude adjustment” and I just...I haven’t been able to get over such a perfect way to describe her.

I sort of just assumed that she was contractually obligated to tag Jeremy Scott and Moschino, but had no such relationship with Lovato. Maybe I’m just being simple.

Kitchen Confidential made me think of professional kitchens as pirate ships.

And I don’t even mind the Kardashian pieces! They can be funny, and a direct reflection of that which our society seems to value, today.

Oh, Scott knows.

Agred. I remember when I fell in love with Jezebel. Now I’m in this weird resentful marriage with her.

To continue a conversation begun, last night (anyone?).

True dat.

He is not wrong

I think that even without the sex tape, this crew would be famous to some degree, just not at this ridiculous level and for this fucking long. Their loathsome Momager definitely has skills to turn shit into gold and is thirsty AF to be rich and famous.

As someone who actively avoids her neighbours (both now and when I was in a dorm) my reaction to the idea of ‘YAY community living’ is

I can’t imagine paying more for less privacy. What kind of extroverted freaks are these people?

God, I can’t believe the Grammys fucked Kendrick over again. First to Macklemore and then to this diabla blanca?

that little boy in a hoodie in front of the police, and the cutting to the “stop shooting us”... damn, that did me in.

I totally chilled a friendship with a co-worker after she told me about the shit she put her dog through while she was at work. She got this husky puppy as a Christmas present (“’cause they’re SOOO cute!”) and then kept it in a crate all day when she was gone because he was “super destructive.” When the neighbors…

She lost me at “like to keep my dignity.” Maybe I'm PMSing today bad. But I find this sentence offensive to everyone not into covering up from head to toe. It's not being tolerant of others. And it's wrong.