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That spells Moon?

Methinks you missed the sarcasm.

SuBsPeCiEs2017

Pretty haughty accusations for somebody who eats house cats.

If you’re disappointed in being first, I recommend you smoke some weed and hire a sex worker.

My new 4k TV has roughly 47,000 things I can customize and about 3500 preset “scene modes” and even more “sound modes.” They are in nested menus with non-obvious names and descriptions straight out of a poorly translated Korean motherboard manual from 1992 like “4x Oversampling: Sets the oversampling rate to 4x.” …

“Us and everyone in Hollywood puts so much time and effort and money into getting things to look just right,”

“Me not nerd! Nerds are smart!”

Me knew we would be vindicated for buying cheapest possible TV one of these days! Samesang good brand, right?

“Didn’t a bunch of nerds put this commenting interface together? What is wrong with them?”

Remember when people used to comment on AV Club articles?

You know what else follows laws of attraction?

“One of Newton’s resulting photos wound up in the band’s press kit, and another on a poster.” But guess how many photos from the photo shoot ended up in the article about the photo shoot?

I drove a van apart once too.

All that song does for me is remind me of clear Pepsi

I wasn’t thinking it.

I’m pretty sure Weird Al will get some appreciative nods around here.

“YOU’VE GONE SOFT IN YOUR OLD AGE.”

Emily, thank you for the thoughtful reviews. Your writing has been very much appreciated, even if the site deteriorated around you. Kudos.