I like him. It would be a bummer if this movie was bad and it hurt his career, but more likely is this movie making a billion dollars at the box office in spite of the fact that no one really enjoys it.

Who Whom do you got?

Spite, mostly.

God, I hope this movie is so, so bad.

I sincerely doubt even that would work.

The thing about flat earthers is that there is literally no way to change their mind.

From the first time I saw that movie I said I would unironically watch Ow My Balls! if it was real. I learned today that I was right.

If Orrin Hatch becomes president I will eat an entire bicycle even though I probably won't enjoy the second half.

Right, if anything this just proves that rats have become more assertive in their eternal quest to consume garbage.

I honestly don't have a problem with it, especially not as long as there's a comments section where I can pop off. I'm more commenting on what a spectacular reach this is for the website that famously once had someone eat a canned hamburger.

"No, it's true, I'm pretty bad."

Did I trigger you, snowflake?

"Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin is a movie producer. This discussion of monetary policy is pop culture."

Hold it, who says I read anything?

"Former huge pothead" is basically one of the three or four most common law professor backstories.

Haha, gross.

Hate to break it to you, but the constitutional law experts are hanging out other places and talking about constitutional law with other people who are interested in and knowledgeable about constitutional law.

Of course. But no one should probably be reading this website at all, much less reading it for Supreme Court coverage.

Tetris, for one.

Okay, the SCOTUS coverage is definitely helping me see the "this used to be a pop culture website!" crowd's point.