I know things have kept developing, but at the start of the whole hacking saga, liberals were acting like Russian hacking definitely happened because the Good and Honorable Central Intelligence Agency said so, which is absolutely bonkers on its face. Honestly, it was surreal the way liberals took the CIA—widely…

The irony here is of course that The Intercept's piece presents the best evidence up to this point that there actually is something to the Russian hacking story and you're attacking Greenwald for running it. Accusing others of bad faith while you stand there with your dick out like that is pretty bold.

Apart from intelligence reports, what hard evidence is there that Russian agents hacked anyone?

Funny, because I keep reading Intercept articles where the thrust is more like "Russian tampering allegations are serious and should be fully investigated, but stoking hostilities with Russia is counterproductive."

So, let me see if I have this straight: The Intercept is so mad that people are saying bad things about Russia that they publish harmful information regarding Russian election tampering efforts.

Trump would have to personally murder a number of Republican congressmen and senators and ensure that their successors were Democrats before getting impeached.

No they don't.

No one at The Intercept is Putin's toady.

As a nation, we have come perilously close to forgetting his immortal injunction "NO INCEST."

These motorists are heroic in exactly the same way that the dude who sued his date for texting in a movie was.

Yes, it is I, the one who became an Edgelord by cracking lazy jokes about crummy music festivals getting canceled.

Having horses that you don't use as part of your job is perhaps the bourgiest thing I can even imagine.

Five Finger Death Punch

I just looked up the festival lineup and I have to say the terrorists may have done those poor people a favor.

The last season is just going to be a single title card that says "All the people from this show died on their way back to their home planet" and it will take eight years and hundreds of millions of dollars to produce.

You're almost certainly right. Many of them are in no shape to stand upright for any extended period of time, much less over two years.

That's a bad opinion.

She should have just responded to everything by asking "Are you triggered, snowflake?"

Looks like a hot dog someone boiled too long

I thought Rick Moranis retired to a cabin in Saskatchewan to write an anarcho-primitivist manifesto.