Don't get me wrong, all those things are bad. But as any liberal will tell you, there are lots of liberals and they can actually do something meaningful about it so the nihilism is maybe a little cheap.

I don't want to be eaten by spiders.

No, I get it. It's just that people of a certain political stripe are increasingly prone to expressing the kind of attitude that wizened leftists and Burkean conservatives used to have a monopoly on.

You can definitely have a crotchless codpiece. It's sort of like a belt, but weird.

The other option was a crotchless codpiece.

It occurs to me you think I'm a Trump supporter. One can simultaneously be critical of American liberal discourse and hope Trump has a heart attack on the toilet. It can and should be two things.

Maybe some kind of Super-America is right around the corner.

That image is clearly fake since it has been established that Trump wears adult diapers.

Yeah, what really annoys me about this is all the bandwagon jumpers.

My wife used to work on the same floor where that dipshit's Utah office is. Rudeness ensued.

I mean John Darnielle and other liberals. I didn't mean all liberals, so I didn't say "all liberals."

"Trump won so please eat us all, spiders."

Love how liberals have become nihilists since the election.

Lotta SPs in this comments section.

Personally, I would have punched the kid for being a teenager, but that's why I have to wear this thing on my ankle.

Yeah, it would definitely be an outlier of some kind.

They don't need resources; they're robots! They eat nuts and bolts!

Totally. Just as an aside, I'm going to patent this process, get rich as fuck, diminish your contributions to it, and defame you for the rest of my natural life.

Yeah, the whole "Shucks, science used to be pure and untouched by ideology!" stance is incredibly obtuse.

Did any of those do good business though? They'd actually have a lower $MASH number because they did worse at the box office. Interestingly, I think you just hit on how the $MASH number is useful: it can determine the point at which destroying more stuff hits diminishing returns at the box office.