This isn't technically a website.

Hell, I don't even know if I'd risk that. I'll be making my own pornographic flip books, thank you very much.

This is why the only website I visit is a Geocities fan page for The Red Green Show.

Alex is shook, thinks he's getting sued for libel.

This is a solid burn.

Let's keep this thing going. Plump Glower! Because Trump is fat and also makes awful facial expressions.

I have toxoplasmosis.

So, uh, fake news, amirite?

I am Lindsay Lohan's ludicrous, vaguely Mediterranean accent.

Gotta wonder about your judgment for not laughing at Milo.

Problem is not just carrying a laptop with you everywhere, comments issues are your fault imo

no

Food: $200
Data:$150
Rent: $800
Military: $639 billion
Utility: $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my nation is dying

To be fair, wolverines are known as "dirtbogans" in Australia.

Tell that motherfucker I'm not protesting anymore until I get my check.

Who provides the promotional consideration? The public demands to know!

But health policy is more grounded than any of that stuff and can easily be pepped up for entertainment value with actual people's genuinely tragic stories (which even feels gross to write out). That's why I don't get what the fuck is even going on with this story. Rich guy pays normal amount of taxes, everybody get…

I regret to inform you that they are indeed bullshit until that pee tape surfaces.

I was thinking private prison industrialists, but close enough.

Gee, it's almost as if the government doesn't take this stuff very seriously for some reason.