Clinton: chaotic neutral

Also pictured: alexithymic Ben Affleck vainly trying to decipher Matt Damon's facial expression for cues on how to act.

Why is no one bringing up the fact that her hands appear terrifyingly, inhumanly long?

Jesus, does nothing make sense anymore?

No luck yet, but one of these days I'm going to find out what a dick looks like.

The late 80s weren't bad for a certain type of recklessly immoral cretin.

It's supposed to get him to show me his dick.

Show me your dick, Jeff.

Probably ought to have a prostate exam.

But they're not the only ones involved. There has to be a whole bunch of delegation in order to pull off any kind of policy, and if your underlings are incompetent (and oh Lord are these people incompetent), shit doesn't get done.

I genuinely believe Bannon's a fuckup who went to Harvard and accordingly managed to fail up his entire adult life. His intellect has been vastly overstated. The DC press tends to think anyone capable of reading a book—any book—all the way through is some kind of genius. (See also Paul Ryan.)

Terrifying!

I've been there, so my advice is to not go down that road. There is no reason to believe this bunch of chucklefucks could find their dicks in the dark with both hands, much less set a scheme like that into motion, much less carry it off.

If so, we're about to find out if there's anything to that whole deep state thing.

I think the most likely effect is to convince independent voters who didn't vote for anyone that they need to do whatever they have at their disposal to resist Trump. Increasing voter turnout among independents is basically the only really promising strategy. No straight ticket Republican voters will ever change,

Still not holding my breath, but I hope you're right.

The government would just need to cite Gonzalez v. Raich and it would be over. The courts are not friendly on this issue as long as they pretend to care about precedent.

Definitely. I mean, there are still a bunch of Stalinists kicking around out there.

Forcing a court battle would be a mistake.

It could also be when a SWAT team busts in their living rooms at the behest of Jeff Sessions and arrests them for jacking off.