Let's see if it takes this time.

The psychology and pacing of baseball are just right for the radio in a way nothing else really is.

No, as long as the articles aren't in slideshow form there's a ways yet to fall.

You know, I forgot about him and he is definitely not a monster.

That's ridiculous; it's figurative diarrhea.

Is there no mercy in the universe?

Exactly.

Bill Maher will then spend 90 minutes angrily mocking it.

This is correct no matter which one you're talking about here.

Victorian.

Isn't it obviously a bad idea to have such a pair of incredible assholes in the same place at the same time?

I bet Trump laughs and says "MAD DOG!" every time he passes Mattis in the halls at the White House.

I'm just assuming the constitution will be rewritten and Oprah will be made president for life on account of why not, nothing makes sense anymore.

I know, the dude's been on fire.

Oh absolutely, but I think if the past few years have taught us anything it's that hypocrisy has no practical consequence in politics.

To be fair, that describes basically every Secretary of Labor since the early 80s.

Ah, back when he was a strapping 55-year-old.

I'm calling it: when the dust settles, Oprah will be president.

I imagine it's just a toddler that ends every string of babble with "oy you fuckin' knob."

Wow, picking up the weird, folksy expressions torch Dan Rather dropped all those years ago.