I have a pleasant demeanor, so it all comes out in the wash.

Seriously, portray Bannon as a drunk in end-stage organ failure whose every utterance is complete addle-brained nonsense and Trump as the dipshit who hangs on his every word. Boom, funny, true, and insulting to the right people.

Kinda seems like if he wants someone competent, he might have to sacrifice on the "cartoonishly evil" side of things.

It's beginning to look like he will find a way to trip over his grotesquely small dick every time he actually tries to do something, so call me cautiously optimistic.

His swing is atrocious. There's no way that dude isn't missing the fairway every time.

Just look at the fucking guy. He looks like a corpse someone dredged up while dragging a river for another, fresher corpse. How do you take it this direction?

The best part is how upset he is over a particularly stupid, unfunny depiction of Bannon.

Drake is not Mohammad Ali.

I recommend using a lube made specifically for anal rather than olive oil.

Yeah, you're completely right.

Drake: Hey, I get that this is a life or death situation and I have absolutely no training or experience to contribute, but I am famous. Mind if I take a crack at this?

I actually think a major attack would be one of the only things that might be able to save this ongoing case study in why elitism is a bunch of bullshit. If there's an attack, it might be easy to turn it into a Reichstag Fire kind of situation, where Trump says "See, this is what we get for giving the liberals their…

McCain mostly wants to turn Russia into a smoking hole in the ground, so I'm not sure he's got the purest motives here.

Knowing absolutely nothing about their situation, I am 100% certain that they are missing enormous pieces of their brain from tertiary syphilis.

More threatening to adults, sure, but adorable to children. My daughter is asking if she can be a post-apocalyptic death wagon when she grows up. I told her maybe.

Oh, Christ yes.

Pence is a ventriloquist dummy inhabited by the shambling ghost of Francisco Franco.

Fortunately, the world's supply of fat guys is steadily increasing.

Of all the boring shit to do with this show. Seriously, next time just do a season about the swing dancers in the GAP commercials.

I bet.