Yes, advocating for social democracy from within our current political reality is the same thing as becoming Trump's economic adviser.

Hate to break it to you, but our president doesn't seem too keen on brown people in general.

And every single one of them will be replaced by self-driving cars in a few years.

The error is believing one can keep a seat at the table without being a shill.

Fuck Uber. There is no such thing as living ethically under capitalism, but not enabling Uber's specific brand of techno-libertarian indifference to human life is a special case where changing one's spending habits actually carries symbolic weight. Delete that shit and take a union cab or public transport instead if…

I don't think I would care much for the inevitable civil war and resulting torrents of blood.

Is this something people actually want?

This is the pettiest shit imaginable.

Finally, the mighty White House Petition roars back, ferociously demanding an Official Response! Surely it will be the thing to save us from this authoritarian turn!

Hell, I died last year. Probably do it again sometime.

How am I supposed to masturbate, sob uncontrollably, and listen to you at the same time?

This is the nicest corpse story I've heard in a good long time.

Potentially disruptive to relationships?

Hasn't gotten old yet.

And yet she continues to do exactly the thing that we agree she shouldn't be allowed to do. It's not good, but she's doing it and the media doesn't seem to realize what's happening.

I always assumed it was for people who couldn't or wouldn't have a wife or girlfriend for one reason or another (pathological fear of intimacy, demanding career, exquisitely ugly, etc.).

Letting Jonah Hill direct a movie is like letting Trump be president. So I guess we owe Jonah Hill a shot.

I will moderate my statement ever so slightly to say that she is at least as smart as it takes to beclown every reporter who tries to pin her down. That's smart enough.

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News = Entertainment now. Did you miss the memo?