I enjoyed this more than I should. 

“One thing I don’t understand, and is really bothering me, is: who leaked the White Sox’s offer?”

I wasn’t aware Schilling either had any serious consequences or apologized for any of the utterly moronic things he’s said.

I’ve been thinking that as well. There’s no way Russia just hacked the Democrats, they got the Republicans as well, but are keeping that a secret to blackmail them. The GOP could have easily gotten rid of Trump any time and replaced him with Pence, who would obey their every word, but they’re not. Someone has…

That’s how i’d act if I had to coach the jets too.

Seriously, this guy is a fucking disaster. But he is so much more suited for the job than Spicer was. I will enjoy watching him fail with the rest of the administration instead of being uncomfortable as Spicy contorted himself into a pretzel trying to simultaneously justify and apologize for the dumpster fire that is…

That’s something you never see: a clean Romo jersey.

I choo choo choose this comment.

Sounds like the SU pilot was living out a dream!

What about bumper damages? My car has obviously been in a fender bender where my rear was decently damaged but I chose not to get it fixed as the car is too old and not worth it (140k mile 2009 Cobalt) and took the money. Would it make you think I’m a bad driver, if you didn’t know the context of the damage? Just…

Met (?) Drew Magary once. Thought it was some raccoons going through my trash can and turned out to be him!

Jesus this is depressing

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.