I’m not sure why but your comment has me laughing hysterically and the wife is staring at me 

You are a much better person than I am.

Perfect 

It shows up on Amazon at $28.72...what’s up with that Shep?

It shows up on Amazon at $28.72...what’s up with that Shep?

I am getting rid of my “I don’t do fapping” sweatshirt

Jesus, really? Dude, stop breaking the pill in half. You need the full dose.

This made me spit coffee out, no more callers, we have a winner.

Can it be all three at once?

Oh Jesus, this is very good.

No more callers, we have a winner...

No more callers please, we have a winner “gummy ogre smile” Hahahahaha!

No more callers please, we have a winner “gummy ogre smile” Hahahahaha!

You mean Flynn, not Mattis. Mag Dog Mattis is still on the job

We get the government we deserve....you are so right.

Idiot, the Kahns were there to protest Trump’s call for a ban on Muslims and to demonstrate by their son’s death that Muslims can be patriotic citizens of the United States who give their lives to protect our freedoms. There was no lying, no refusal to accept responsibility, so, no, not even close to “the same thing”

More time in the red zone......

They are all the BEST dogs!

This was a bit of beauty. If I could give you a star I would. Would pocket lint suffice?

Nicely done.

I am a bigger idiot because I had to Google Laura Branigan, oof, my poor kids...