Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

1. Having this on in the first place is dumb.

Goddamn right we do.

When has he last consistently been in the playoffs?

Not me, a Canadian

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

The Bernie Step would have still been there.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Alexa Bliss is the best and anyone who thinks otherwise is incorrect.

Gronk is like Homer Simpson in the episode where he bowls a 300 game.

Do you even hype, bro?

At least this is progress from the Wings signing veterans at the end of their careers.....

He was probably 5 minutes late to a team once.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

I disagree with both of your assertions:

Yes, but Reddit is a privately owned operation so they can do whatever the fuck they want, thank god. They are under no obligation to give those shit-munchers a platform.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

That does it! Now Polak’s never going invite Ferraro to go the bar with him and an Irishman.