But judge...I swear I don’t drink. I was w/some friends, poured myself a diet coke from a jug, Yaya Yaya Yaya, now I’m here in court.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

Did you see that Ludogorets display last night?

Al Davis in hell right now

Nothing worse than sandwich-eating members of the press second-guessing every player’s decisions.

Graft versus Host disease is real my friends...

Or a clumsy proctologist

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

I disagree with Kaep. Trump has made no effort to show he’s less racist.

They’re clearly all suffering from uromysitisis!

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

The one city with three major sports teams outside the USA gets routinely hosed by bad officiating in baseball and basketball. Alarmingly so.

As a Michigan alum, holy shit I love that crazy bastard.

Indycar will never recover from the damage caused by Tony George.

"...not that we're complaining seeing how a large inefficient payroll has made a historically crappy team relevant in the most popular league in the world as opposed to having a small efficient payroll that equates to finishing above the relegation zone. "