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I’m still not convinced an actual assault occurred. And it may be unknowable.

I couldn’t stop thinking of unREAL while reading this

Bernie Cons:

I like Ricky Gervais and his humor. And honestly, all the hate and outrage he gets here on this site just makes me shake my head.

A woman named Angela Kipp

I’m getting my next abortion at Planned Parenthood to show solidarity.

To the Duggars:

I like seeing North wearing clothing that the power of advertising taught me isn't toddler-wear. If I didn't see it on a baby on tv or in a catalog (where I was being told to buy it), I know it's wrong! You see, companies that make babies' clothes are obsessed with ensuring the babies' comfort (definitely not making

What about:

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

Good luck changing your girlfriend to suit your tastes, bro!

Never forget who you are!

I just can't with this. You know what's disrespectful? Turning your fucking back on the Mayor of New York because you're upset that he, what? Talked about having to protect his son from police violence? Fuck right off with your jeansgate.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane