just be a head pro.

what a terrible idea.

this bitch. picturing her walking up to Eminem and calling him Shady. LMAO.

besides cold hard cash... i cannot think of anything better to find than a kilo of blow.

children shouldn’t even be allowed in fucking public IMO. world would be amazing.

lmaoooooo the answer to this is, do the fucking nude$

UGH. i’m definitely not one to lick Giuliana’s ass but Maria could not be more lifeless as a red carpet host, and i can’t imagine she’ll be any more lively as an anchor. she’s actually the worst on-air personality i’ve ever seen.

yesssssss. i’d rather be in the hospital than go to the grocery store, let alone spend time and energy cooking a meal for just myself. there’s no price tag on my sanity, buhleeeeeeeee dat.

FUCK no, never.

trust me the weird part was George saying “inside an 11 year old girl”

i’m equally horrified. the best part of the episode last night was when this dude left the table to hit on the caviar waitress and we didn’t have to see his face for like half an hour. smh

what are those shoes tho smh

oh cool we’re firing stars for cheating now (if true). who TF cares if they cheat in their personal lives??!!? like seriously how the ever loving fuck does that affect your TGIT

thank you. people act like all moms automatically deserve unconditional respect, love and appreciation simply because they gave birth to you...but the job doesn’t stop there.

my parents had no choice, sadly. once i realized “staying in the car” was a thing, there was no turning back.

$27 for mani pedi in BK. cheapest i’ve seen.

.....nope.

she actually does overline them for her selfies, dumbass. take a look at her with no makeup and then with makeup smh

one bridesmaid is too many. be a good friend and fucking elope, please.

because if I were going to jail I would wear my braids for a low maintenance look.