Getting A receipt is also important if your bank statements show an error or if you get food poisoning. You’ll have proof of both.

as a former underpaid drive thru worker, yes. yes they do.

This guy doesn’t buy heroin. He buys poppies and makes it himself at home. It’s cheaper and he’s learning a life skill 

It’s not that there are more assholes these days, it’s that a lot more people feel okay about being an asshole. It used to be shameful, not so much anymore. I wish I could pinpoint what caused all these assholes to come out of the closet....

It’s interesting how he’s concentrating on keeping inflammation out of his diet given his success in deflating footballs.

If you want to lose weight, reducing overall caloric intake will help but if you want to actually become really healthy instead of sort of healthy, it really does matter what you eat. That becomes increasingly important if you exercise on a regular basis and/or train for athletic events. I can tell you that when I eat…

Your poop comment definitely deserves that Billy Madison “may God have mercy on your soul” gif.

If you eat a tomato and it causes “inflammation” then you’re probably allergic to them.

And Mexican Coke does taste better than American Coke.

Tomatoes, both delicious and historically badass

I have been very in tune with exercise and healthy eating for my entire adult life. What I have learned is that the best diet, much like exercise, is one that can be maintained for the rest of one’s life. These fad diets especially low carb ones like Atkins and Keto, simply do not work other than to achieve quick and…

The problem with HFCS has nothing to do with its chemical composition and everything to do with it being used as a cheap filler.  I’ve seen loaves of bread that have HFCS as their second or third ingredient, that’s unhealthy as hell.

I just scream real loud the entire time. Nobody hears a thing.

OTOH--If its an unknown toilet, the courtesy flush also reduces the chances of the surprise flood tide.

Yes, after a ski accident. 

So on a scale of “crawl under a desk to get a pen you dropped and stand up before you’re completely out from underneath” to “slip and fall and hit your head on the edge of a cast iron bathtub,” what kind of situations are we looking at before we should start to be be worried, approximately?

Wasn’t this also what lost us Natasha Richardson?

Bob’s injury and subsequent death seem like a tragic freak thing. If I recall correctly from other stories, he checked into his hotel room late at night. Whatever happened to him clearly must not have seemed that severe at the time. If I put myself in his shoes, I probably wouldn’t consider staying up for hours past…

Perhaps the best way to address people with a predilection to stubbornness isn’t to blame their fitness struggles on their stubbornness.

I had to force myself to read the entire text of this article, even though I found it poorly argued, because there is truth in it. Stubbornness can negatively affect not only…