I posted this separately, but snopes in particular has a good briefing on why it’s potentially not a real app. http://m.snopes.com/2015/10/01/pee…

So they don’t think that the internet is an endless torrent of anonymous hate streaming from behind a billion computer screens, even while they are bombarded by anonymous hate sent from a billion computer screens.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

I agree. If I was with a group of people and they said “let’s get some macdonald’s” and then they drove to Burger King, I’d be really fucking confused and probably annoyed. “Coke” is not like “Kleenex” - the products are not interchangeable.

Yeah, it’s a Southern thing.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT FISH DO IN WATER?!”

Just had to stop reading to say I laughed so unexpectedly hard and so suddenly at this that I choked on the chip I was eating and had to spit it out on my desk. I ain’t even made at this lady, this is too hilarious.

It’s big in the South.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

DAMMIT, PINKHAM.

Oh for fucks sake.

I LOVE HOT AND SOUR SOUP. Like I really just want to put my face in that bowl of soup right now.

Having spent several years in food service, mostly hauling sizzling fajita plates around, I can honestly say I fantasized many, MANY times about dropping one of those plates in a customer’s lap. The difference, though, is that I DIDN’T. Jesus, lady.

You are a fart saint

I’m sorry. I was assisting in a class once, and a student farted. His classmates started to snicker. I wanted to move to the other side of the room, to avoid the smell, but I didn’t want to embarrass him, so I just stood there awkwardly, in his fart.

Sounds like he had dumping syndrome. (I’m not making that up.)

My SO had a situation like this in his workplace, some years back- his co-worker’s gastric bypass resulted in not only the room clearing farts but shit-smeared toilet seats. Not sure how management handled things, although it was generally agreed something had to be done. Can you imagine having to have that…

Nothing smells as bad as skinny feels.

Waiter: “I’m sorry Sir, but the policy is clearly printed at the top of the restaurant menu”

20%? “Outrageous tip”? No, sir. 20% is standard. An “outrageous tip” might be “Tip: to save money when dining out, be sure to steal from your waitstaff. Act like a fucking jerk in full view of other humans. If possible, yell at someone who cannot yell back at you as if you are a tyrannical king. Later, publish a short…