Not in Portland.  Portland has a very long tradition of political public nudity that has been upheld multiple times in court - for both men and women.

Maybe not. Local courts make an exception during protests, hence the Portland Naked Bike Ride that gets 10K people and is *technically* held as a protest.

I can smell the patchouli through my screen.

I would actually recommend not using electrical tape. The adhesive is designed to turn it into a goopy mess over time. Painters or Gaffers tape, those are the ones you should go with.

While we’re at it, can I give a shout out to the humble freezer as a whole? People treat freezer veggies like they’re Satan’s turds tossed in garlic sauce when what they really are is damn useful. One of our most important staples is a Big Ass Bag of Broccoli - I feel uncomfortable when we get low.

In case anyone forgot, Claire is the fucking best.

You can get a 4-pack of ratchet straps at Home Depot for, like, ten bucks...

It’s bad enough to ignore the advice to wear masks. If you have to go around with a fake card and harass customer service people who just want to keep their jobs, you’re just an asshole that likes aggravating other people.

I submit that kitchen tweezers are by far the superior method for removing egg shell bits from anything.

Jesus
Most everyone feels regret and/or guilt about poor choices
Get a grip

It’s a fair point, but I can also see ALM being used completely innocently, as if to say “remember, too, that we should all value every life.”

You are a known troll.

Did you read the f*cking article? Get out of here with that bullshit.

I love you for this. Hoping this helpful tip will come in handy for the people I care about who have to deal with all those pesky zip ties.

Why, is bar ownership a negative? Is it a pejorative term used to describe those who own bars? Your link has nothing to do with this situation. If it’s not a negative, how could his identify as a bar owner possibly offend anyone? Newspapers routinely identify people by their profession. A black police officer. A white…

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Let’s tackle people spelling “lose” as “loose” first.

I’m confused. This is a legitimate sticking point that perhaps not everybody sees / understands / realizes. Just like using the 👍🏼 emoji. 

I almost always send single texts with multiple sentences vs separate texts for each sentence. Maybe this makes me an old, but I prefer receiving texts this way as well. I hate hearing my phone sound off three different alerts for what is essentially one text/thought from a friend. I feel the long text with proper…