Just sent someone an order from pastadrop so now they have an absurd amount of ziti. It’s not quite the same but it’s definitely fun.

Vowels are for nerds /s

Don’t kiss the tiny dinosaurs, got it.

#4 is the Courtesy Amount (to allow the check to be quickly read) and #5 is the Legal Amount (the one that really counts if there’s a difference between the two). If you write $2.00 in the first one and “Twenty dollars and 00/100" in the second be prepared to be debited for $20 when it hits your account. 

I usually go with white sandwich bread, tuna, Duke’s, dill, and then Penzeys Sandwich Sprinkle (or some dried minced onions) then throw some potato chips and maybe bacon as layers in the sandwich. Now I need to do this for lunch today!

I have very few of those cheeses on hand but I think I see some waffle iron grilled cheese sandwiches in my future

phew

Husband got laid off about 2 and a half weeks ago because of this. The factories in China shutting down for an extended period of time meant a lot of sales contracts fell through thus the company started laying people off.

I guess you don’t have bad arches? My arches start to hurt if I stand around barefoot.

Mine refunds me other bank’s ATM fees up to $15 a month.

I *still* wonder why someone has to go and ruin marshmallows every year. 

It is on Roku so if you stumble across a deal on a stick it would probably be worth picking up (but I’m a Roku fangirl so ymmv)

I tend to use stuff like prime now (or grocery store pickup) when I’m sick or some other reason I can’t/shouldn’t get to the store. I like the extra options with Amazon Fresh but I hadn’t tried it because of the fees so hopefully this’ll be a good addition for when my regular grocery store can’t get me what I need and…

So... now I’m going to go to Trader Joes soon and buy a plant that I didn’t know I wanted before. I’m not placing any blame, merely admitting what’s going to happen.

Cats. That 30 seconds of solitude becomes 30 seconds of *rattle*rattle*rattle* as they attempt to headbutt the door open. 

I can safely say that no one ever told me to send thank you notes for interviews before maybe 5-10 years ago. It might have been one of those many things that everyone in the world allegedly knew and no one told me, but obviously it’s not required or I wouldn’t have a job right now.

If they’re going to keep torturing our bladders with extra-long movies we need to bring back intermission.

go on... (I have never made bloody marys but I wish to subscribe to your newsletter)

You aren’t missing anything but an attempt to pander

So... you think this article has nothing to offer and people should just die of cancer because they don’t meet a pre-set standard of size and their doctors are right to not listen. Good to know.