cholahontas
cholahontas
cholahontas

Katy is that hot dumb girl from high school who’s insecure about being perceived as dumb, who really, really, really wants you to know she reads. She posts a bunch of photos on social media like this one with captions like “Love reading!!!”, “Literally my favorite thing in the world!”

Bobby, I’ve read that paragraph on Pink (errr, P!nk) 5 times, and I still can’t figure out what you’re trying to say.

I in fact am replying to the wrong person.

So because she’s a woman you baturally doubted she was the one flying the plane is that right? Despite the fact SHE WAS PERSONALLY greeting passenger abd you could listen to her audio yourself.

look I’ll be straight with you; if my life is on the line I will choose a woman over a man any day of the week to pull me through, nothing against my brothers but damn it if women aren’t just able to put it all on the line and reach just a little bit deeper for others.

It used to not be that way. When I was 12-14 I was starstruck with “Romeo + Juliet” and “Titanic.” I didn’t plaster my walls with Teen Beat or anything but I thought I was so much better because I liked and thought he was hot because I was an intellectual teen watching Shakespeare and those shirts he wore...damn! I

I actually know a woman named Debbi Downer. It’s her given name. The first time she introduced herself I had to fight so hard to suppress giggles.

I like the word hypebeast, but I don’t see how it differs from the label whores we used to call them in the [decade redacted to preseve personal dignity]’s.

How, do you do fellow kids?....I totally understood all this and know what a hypebeast is!

my wife is francophone and pronounces penelope like penny-lup.

It’s interesting she used Thompson as the baby’s last name — which she didn’t have to do. Also, the fact she says ‘our’ in the post makes it seem like she’s still in a relationship with Tristan ... despite all the cheating.”

“vernacular authenticity and rhythmic dynamism”

Channeling Penelope Cruz as Donatella Versace but with less money.

If I had not read the headline and only seen the photo, I would have thought, “He looks like a guy who would run a fight club for students”. At this moment I’m willing to bet he’s whispering sweet nothings to his AR-15.

A 23 year old teaching high schoolers just sounds like a bad idea altogether.

I will take every opportunity presented to me to rage about her hideous fucking dress. I can still feel my disappointment like a knife!

Also, Blane was a dick. And misspelled.

Aside from the grossness of trading Caroline off for a pair of chonies, I never even understood why we were meant to root for Sam and dislike Caroline. Because Caroline’s... blonde? Because she has the guy that Sam wants? One of the things that struck me as an adult was that Caroline’s actually really nice*; she even