Wilmer Valderrama has always creeped me out, and I’m kind of amazed that she’s remained friends with him.

Say what? I’m not a huge fan of Cardi B (although I think this song is excellent), but telling her to “do better” seems condescending af. So this person, who was once living in the hood, managed to find success as a hip hop artist while staying true to herself and reppin her culture but that’s not enough for you? I…

Actually there is ONE redeemable thing: the theme song. I am a Fiona stan, and I’ve never seen a single episode of the show, but I have listened to that song again and again via a YouTube video. I don’t know if they use it anymore (bc I know shows sometimes get rid of the title sequence after a few seasons), but yeah,…

I got chills just reading your comment and remembering this moment!

I taught this book last semester, and it blew my (college) students away. It’s so heavy and powerful and it’s a page-turner. Doesn’t get much better.

This made me spit all over my computer. Thank you!

Yessssss! That one was so good. And it’s naughty as soon as it starts, too!

Definitely Forever, but also Blake Nelson’s Girl. And I could be wrong, but I remember Francesca Lia Block’s books being kinda sexual? I dunno, Girl was where it was at for me, which is strange since it was a dude writing it.

My soul needs a new Fiona album.

I just got this a few weeks ago and have been using it 1x/wk for about 8-10 minutes each time. No purging, no flaking, no redness. Just baby soft skin that, I swear, glows. I love this stuff! I follow it up with some Rosehip oil and I feel like a damn queen after.

I think we might be leg twins! I haaaaate jeans, and I only wear them when I have to.

Seriously—I keep thinking this is some kind of 9/11 as camp type thing. I mean, that might be because of Gina Gershon and Showgirls, but it might not be.

Omg thank you for that memory. I say it every now and then and, for a second, forgot that it’s from there.

I’m also really into the idea of the name Maxine seeing a resurgence. It feels so 80s. In five years I’ll post a pic of my child, Maxine, wearing Maxine.

Yeeeeah I am way too old to be finding this Cole Sprouse kid attractive, but... I’m finding this Cole Sprouse kid attractive. I remember him as a child. Ew. But also HELLO.

Seriously never once noticed her nose until this. Still don’t think it looks like anything other than a nose. People, man.

*solidarity fist bump*

Yes! It was so sad. She’s better now, though, as far as I remember! So that’s awesome.

That’s right! I loved that she went on to be an interventionist. Those are my favorite stories—people going on to help other people.

Hey! Thanks for the compliment :)