Oh man—those anorexic twins were intense! I forgot about that episode.

I’ve also seen damn near every episode of Intervention. What’s the most memorable episode for you? I still tell people about Christy—the tweaked out girl living in a place her dad rented for her. Remember she had notebooks full of her drug-induced philosophies? Her dad gave me the heebies.

I’m writing an entire dissertation in Garamond, whether my advisors like it or not. I’m hoping the beauty of the font will fool them into thinking I’m actually making a good argument.

I cannot stop watching this. I’ve even sent it to friends. THANK YOU BLESS YOU AMEN GO WITH GOD.

Thank you! I’m in Austin, so I’d say it’s the same here. Seriously though—tattoos make the best accessory!

Sweet! I’ve been thinking about finger tattoos more generally. How is the wear and tear on them?

This is me! In addition to wearing crazy makeup and have super long and pointy nails, I recently decided to start adding more (visible) tattoos to my body. I quickly realized that part of the decision to do so was rooted in a desire to show people my pain and my ability to endure pain so that they’d leave me the fuck…

aka “dickmatized” (thanks, Michael K and Dlisted)

TELL. IT.

Phew! That’s good news.

Edibles? Harder to control the intensity but still worth it.

Thank you! It was actually something a racist jerk called me once as an insult, but I decided it was pretty fucking rad, so it’s MINE now!

TELL IT! So much yes.

Haha, thank you!

*Raises fist* Hell to the yes!

YES! I prefer Chingona or Chicana. Chingonas unite!

Holy shit, peanut butter on a macadamia cookie sounds like heaven. I forgot about those Subway cookies! Bless you, child. It’s about to go down.

I don’t think anyone is absolving Phelps of his mistakes. Well, at least I’m not. We’re just talking about Lochte here, who screwed up much more recently. And who is so fun to make fun of, because JEAH! Anyway, he’s got Dancing with the Stars going for him, and he’s a white dude who people find attractive—he’s gonna…

I am with you. His face makes me cringe. I swear I can hear the dumb even when he isn’t speaking.

Thank you for this gift! I’ve been watching her videos for an hour now.