The problem with the bullshit way these bullshit awards ceremonies are set up is that if you get these types of accolades, you can ask for more money in all sorts of contract negotiations, no matter your industry. It’s stupid and I hate it (dismantle the whole system!) but ultimately it comes down to pay parity.

Keep her name out ya mouth, then.

that’s your takeaway from this article?

That face deserves an Oscar more than garbage Casey Affleck.

Your fixation on grammar fascinates me.

I’m not sure how I haven’t heard the term Talibangelicals before, but I’m adopting it henceforth.

Right? I cringe when I think she thought her family wouldn’t want her back because she was no longer pure.

lolz i clicked on this article like SHIT SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO PURITY RING???? thank god it’s just those lame rings, not the cool band.

He reminds me of my shitbag ex who liked the idea of sleeping with men because it was taboo but wasn’t actually into men—and because his whole jam was using faux-progressivism to hide his abusive shit.

Because we’re in The Bad Place.

Seriously. What an absolute bitch she’s being. Also, if we’re being real, maybe Megyn should lead by example and talk about what she’s had done b/c most ~50 year olds don’t look like her with no work, either.

I’m officially sick of crazy people. I mean, can they please just stop being so fucking weird? If it’s not a meglomaniacal president it’s a house of horrors if it’s not a house of horrors it’s pointless monologues.

“By the way, she still says she is not proud of America.”

In all of the reboots happening, can we PLEASE bring back Pop-up Video.

It also makes me miss Pop Up Video...

I am 33 years old and have loved Jewel since I was but a wee child and she first came out with songs. I loved her stupid poetry book as a 13 year old. As a fellow jacker up grill haver, I loved her snaggle ass tooth. She’s alright. She slept in a van.

I love Jewel. She and her snaggletooth will always hold a special place in my heart. I swore up and down that I sounded JUST like her when I sang along with her music and was convinced I had major talent until my cousin was like “You sing too high pitch and it’s annoying” and then I realized I should probably focus on…

Her interview was insanely real. Who gets to say that Disney is making too much money so she was going to get hers, and gets away with it! It’s incredible.