Shame on that white trash big girl for being star struck. Who does she think she is, growing up poor and abused with a shitty life and thinking she can talk to celebrities and DARE TO ASK FOR A PHOTO. Those inferiors really need to learn their places.

It also allows institutions to blacklist you, completely ruin your career, and somehow elevate your harasser.

After starring in alleged sexual abuser Woody Allen’s latest film, Justin Timberlake is out here cheesin’ in a Time’s Up pin like he’s clean as a whistle.

I’d be on your side if he wasn’t wearing a pin that said “Time’s Up”. Don’t wear a pin supporting a cause if you don’t even know what that cause is. And expect to be asked about it.

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

There is a café in which I enjoy reading; it is quirky and bohemian. Which, in the Bay Area, can often mean that it attracts a certain cohort of Baby Boomer males whose apex in life was Woodstock, and who have never quite gotten over their lost youth. Believing that they are still sexual dynamos, their main hobby…

are you telling me that the jade egg in my pussy isn’t removing toxins?

At first I read “Chlorella” as “cholera”and was still like, oh yeah of course that’s a suggestion. To be fair it’s probably a faster way to cleanse.

So while it’s wise to disregard the GOOP detox

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah thank god for no autoplay, I definitely clicked on this article desiring to *read about* but not to *see*, thank you very much

Did this ever even really fool anyone, though? Speaking as a photographer of 25+ years, I never, ever bought it. He’s always set off my creep meter (to a huge degree), immediately.

See also: Louis CK

Reminds me of the vampires in Paris in Interview with the Vampire, who pretended to be humans pretending to be vampires.

“I would feel a lot of relief if you told me there was a way to fix it”

I don’t know if they did as editorial and sales are completely separate. Like everything else, I wrote this of my own volition and gumption, and I wrote it this late because I came to the show thinking it was gonna be some self-involved Girls bullshit and by the end it really won me over. I do not have to disclose…

The man married his adoptive daughter, for fuckssake. He’s disgusting.

Last time we played this article I stated a simple explanation that got me a decent amount of flack. Let’s do it again,

The difference is that Kate Winslet is worth something like $90m and doesn’t need to be in a fucking Woody Allen movie to pay her mortgage.

This is heartbreaking so instead I will pretend this article was about what I first thought upon reading the headline, which is: a schnauzer who is 81 years old and also a queen.