I don’t have the know-how, but we need the slow motion Titanic music on that elbow jumper ASAP.

“So how many episodes do I need to wait before I ax Tomlin?”

This deserves more love.

Probably because it takes you 500x longer to complain about it and respond again than it does to scroll past it.

😂 the inside outside dribble at :20 was impressive. Half the kids at Little Dribblers camp struggle with that.

Are we sure he could ball? I knew kids who could dunk and suuuucked at the rest. Granted, as a chubby white kid who could play a little, I would have traded anything to dunk once. But still.

Skates don’t mangle ears. People mangle ears.

Lebron: You have chest pains.

This chicken salad tastes funny.

In response to this incident, Dicks Sporting Goods will no longer sell James Harden jerseys.

As a Pitt grad, I’m proud that we got him from can’t read to “barely” — #H2P

Thanks for reminding me I’ve gained 25 pounds in the past two years.

I’m really tired but I also just laughed so hard I cried a little. +tears

How long did you look for this photo?

Luckily, though, beating the Cavs doesn’t require breaking a sweat.

As a Steelers fan, I’m all for protecting Roethlisberger.

Play of the game was whichever 3rd string Bulldog covered the squib before halftime like a grenade and set them up for that field goal and momentum. Squib kicks are so dumb. Just pop that kick up to like the 20 and go make an easy tackle and go to the half with a three-score lead.

Well done, Caps. Presidents Cup of holiday videos awarded....

I search the field every day for a holding call on the Trump presidency.

I didn’t plan to get knocked up, but then Kathrine Heigl was a much better lead than I anticipated.