Donte come in here with that weak shit.

I have a 4-year old boy, an 8-year-old who does couch gymnastics and a puppy — all of which have no regard for my balls.

Will Marlins fans be demanding gift baskets too?

...except, you know, getting the ball above the rim and letting gravity bring it through the net

“If we move around a bunch of money, I Hopewell stop having socially conscious athletes.”

Yeah, Toe Tap Tony is amazing at everything including sausage commercials at the whitest barbecue ever. I tweeted this picture at him once after some amazing performance and he replied a laugh immediately — he had to still be in the locker room.

God, I would have puked..... just from seeing Pats shirt.

You ever have the Utz White Cheddar Snowballs? ::drools on desk::

I dunno. I find this is burfictly okay.

As someone who once made a pretty nice catch on a 2-pt conversion to help my team win the consolation game in a flag football tournament, I’m hungry and need lunch.

Some actually like McAdoo. Most McAdon’t.

::Thinks “Kyrie Swerving” and feels clever::

+1 t —> l settings>keyboard> shortcuts > replace

I don’t like this photo of Dirk. I can’t stop looking at it and it makes me feel violated in some way. I do not like it.

Where I come from, you fling your OWN pee.

I was told there would be no math.

No one cares.

Also “I just want mines period.”

Sidenote: Nix was in for about 20-25 plays and he spent most of them dominating Burfict too. Only 4 tackles, 2 solo and almost no impact. It was beautiful.

More like clock “damagement” amiright people?