It’s pretty hard for me to see anything dislikeable about Dele that comes from anywhere other than a barely subliminal racist place.

Thats fine, but Son Heung-min offsets all of that and more.

Lettuce see where these puns take us.

Reports are he came from Berlin and is one real sour kraut.

*meh*

Pfaugh! I’ll have you know, sir, that Tottenham has won silverware more recently than any team in the world. 2018 International Champions Cup champions!

Careful, Laura. There’s a subtle difference between child abuse and child ab use.

Kinja handle checks out.

I think just maybe he was being sarcastic...

nice photo of Tom Wilson you got there

It’s rumored Maria’s writing her character to be the ante hero.

Lukewarm take: “prepackaged” is one of the silliest words in the English language. You wanted it postpackaged, perhaps?

French onion soup.

I sit corrected. Snark doesn’t pay

Concentric circles that narrow as they go out to proportionally divvy up the pizza. Whoever gets the outermost ring is fucked.

Square cuts blow?!! Come at me, Magary.

He wanted an even higher strikeout rate, but “Giancarlo Stanton” was already taken.

Yeah, the call was ok. He was out.

Wait, are sports cousins the same as regular cousins?

He always runs out of time during his workouts, he never can get to the right leg.