Actually, sir—ACTUALLY, SIR—I apologize but you are mistaken, and this article is, in fact, it seems obvious now, absolutely correct.

Oh my God, seriously, you should try this garbage pile of a game before you #actually this. Everyone defending it will go away very quietly when you endure the ABSURD forced transition from landscape to portrait. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever seen and it makes the game almost entirely unplayable, particularly…

In games with any intelligence, you’re not FORCED TO EXIT LANDSCAPE MODE into a nonsensical portrait mode. The design of this game is absurd and the whole “you don’t even game maaaan” thing here is hilarious. Try this game—I’ve been tinkering with it since it came out, and being continually astonished each day that it…