FAT LOAD OF GOOD THAT DID FOR GAWKER

Customary FOX employee response: as a dirty liberal, I actually find Wallace to be a really incisive and capable interviewer. He lays rhetorical traps and is not shy about getting everyone to play ball. A bit confused as to why he’s going to softball this one. I agree that this thing is done, wrapped up and shipped to…

How can you countenance putting Jerry Jones at six when you know for a damn fact he’d show up to Seder with a milk chocolate waterslide, a dump truck full of jungle juice and the finest tang in all of Pecos County

I know i’m insanely late, but the best movie that isn’t a sports movie but has sports as the main plot point IS VERY FUCKING OBVIOUSLY BAD LIEUTENANT.

Martin’s a solid choice bro, but Patrick Charles Jean Luc Stewart Picard Xavier has kept it even tighter for even longer and he doesn’t even have Cheaper By The Dozen money.

GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN FOOTBALL MONKEY

Oh my god.

I dunno man. Weigh this against everything else Simmons has ever written and your implications are streeeeeetchy

I think the matter at hand is the difference between the “greatest” and the “best.” Jordan’s effect on the game can only be matched by maybe Magic and Larry combined; he changed the way people looked at basketball, and was the best player of the decade/decades while doing so. He made the NBA what it is today. Jordan…

Yeah, but then you’re doing two alt-universe movies in a row. No bueno.

Honestly, Apocalypse can be a fascinating villain. He has a wild mythos - especially when Sinister is involved - and I’ve seen versions of him that are downright terrifying. What a waste of a villain. This would have been an excellent movie for Cassandra Nova to be the villain, jussayin. #nerdout

I don’t wanna be thaaaat lacrosse nerd... but why was that hit tagged up? It was totes legit.

Tom,

It’s good that Deadspin is trying to duplicate the boundless popularity and unstoppable revenue stream that “500 Days of Kristin” created.

I mean, i don’t want to be that guy... but “Diego Schwartzman” is definitely the pseudonym of someone eluding interpol

“Faggio” is the “Redskins” of Kotaku

Back. The fuck. Off. Of Go-Gurt.

hey gang. i work at fox news and am a dirty dirty liberal. this is our night show — it’s a pretty middle of the road comedy panel deal. no stress, be cool