Time out: is this website, which has made its cash in the past couple months on hyping and spoiling the twists for this series, now trying to tell me how dumb I am for being gripped by those same twists?

“But really it begs the question: is anything ever said in any context by whoever for whatever reason okay on io9?”

FAT LOAD OF GOOD THAT DID FOR GAWKER

Customary FOX employee response: as a dirty liberal, I actually find Wallace to be a really incisive and capable interviewer. He lays rhetorical traps and is not shy about getting everyone to play ball. A bit confused as to why he’s going to softball this one. I agree that this thing is done, wrapped up and shipped to…

How can you countenance putting Jerry Jones at six when you know for a damn fact he’d show up to Seder with a milk chocolate waterslide, a dump truck full of jungle juice and the finest tang in all of Pecos County

Are you there God?

I’m a guy with two brothers, and because of that the ending of Futurama’s “The Luck of the Fryish” has gotten me, a brave Adonis, a Cadillac of men... quite misty... on more than one occasion.

I know i’m insanely late, but the best movie that isn’t a sports movie but has sports as the main plot point IS VERY FUCKING OBVIOUSLY BAD LIEUTENANT.

Man, this sucks. Stan Lee spent a pretty big chunk of his career trying to abandon Marvel to go be in Hollywood, baby, and went on to throw Jack Kirby under the bus forever. He may have built something amazing, but he’s a real douche in a lot of ways.

It’s about time that Honda got in on this

Martin’s a solid choice bro, but Patrick Charles Jean Luc Stewart Picard Xavier has kept it even tighter for even longer and he doesn’t even have Cheaper By The Dozen money.

GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN FOOTBALL MONKEY

This is a horrible critique, dude. It comes down to “it’s not good, but it’s louder, more twee and more marketing oriented than the original, so passing grade!” If you didn’t actually like it yoo much, just freaking say it. Cmon man, i know you’re a thoughtful critic...

Oh my god.

I dunno man. Weigh this against everything else Simmons has ever written and your implications are streeeeeetchy

I think the matter at hand is the difference between the “greatest” and the “best.” Jordan’s effect on the game can only be matched by maybe Magic and Larry combined; he changed the way people looked at basketball, and was the best player of the decade/decades while doing so. He made the NBA what it is today. Jordan…

Chi.

I know that this is going to get blasted, but is anyone else annoyed that all the new Star Wars EU female characters seem to fit squarely in the rough-and-tumble skinny/tough/a little sassy girl category? Like every single one? From Vader’s sidekick to Rey? It seems like incredibly lazy modern writing. I’m all for…