I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

I didn’t start listening to Car Talk until I was in college and had a $500 car that I could barely afford to keep running, so I had to learn how to do it myself. Years later, I was a consultant and landed in Boston on the day that Tom passed. I remember listening to NPR and seeing the info boards over the Mass Pike…

9 is mean. And true.

12. Actual dolphins, who didn’t sign up for this shit. 

I feel bad for the guy. The GM is the one making these trades. They’re collecting a lot of picks for these trades but we all know that means this season is a wash. Not that anyone should expect the Dolphins to make good decisions with those draft picks. I mean, we’ve all seen them play over the last twenty some-odd yea…

Surprised he could even answer. I couldn’t speak clearly for a week after having my Tunsils removed.

Reggie White was a POS, so headhunting in NO was OK. Got it.

The ball had barely made it past the outside of the post when he heard the shout. Eddy watched as The Nagy, red-faced and foaming at the mouth, marched the young man to the Fifty and forced him to his knees in the center of the C painted on the grass.  

The Tenth Kicker sounds like a dystopian YA novel that is luckily only 30 pages long.

Great observation, I think you’re right. Also see the holder’s reaction immediately after, he knows he fucked up.

That looked more like the holder’s fault. Is he supposed to have the ball tilted 30 degrees to the kicker’s left like that? How can the ball not go far left with that angle?

I watched a good 25 minutes of his latest special to see is it's really as bad as several people were saying, but uhhhh... yeah he pretty much admitted being a victim blamer and then proceeded to blame several victims. So yeah, this comment is sadly accurate.

“I don’t think he did anything wrong, in fact it sounds like this is all her fault”  Dave Chappelle

“Tsitsipas did earn his second time violation, which came with a point penalty”

saw this exact “joke” on my grandpa’s facebook page

I mean, I’m pretty sure a bigger reason is that the Pats won it 15 years ago.

That’s nice, but I’m guessing this was something they negotiated in advance. If Irsay were a dick about it Luck could have stayed on the team and either sat out or gone on IR. This way they get cap space. There’s also a decent chance I don’t have any idea what I’m talking about.

Objectively speaking, this is the very least the Colts could do

My wife and I just got back from Europe and we decided to “spoil ourselves” and fly 1st class. Really, I was going for Business class but ::life hack alert:: buying a business class ticket on many flights these days lands you in 1st, as fewer and fewer configurations even have b-class seating anymore. Our longest leg…

Has anyone ever not opted to buy a property in the history of Monopoly?