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Carroll strikes me as a Gary Johnson voter. 

They not only blew that lead, they blew it because they were the 1st of 10000 teams to contract brain worms and not be able to even think about covering Julian Edelman, and a very concussed Julian Edelman at that.

actually, Russ stated in an interview he voted for Hillary. He also moved his North Carolina wedding out of the state because of the “Bathroom Bill.”

I live in the Seattle area (ie: not actually Seattle, because I’m a pearl-clutching white person). I’m a Vikings fan. My wife is a Seahawks fan. They just played last night. My oldest son is 5, and took interest in the game for a few minutes. He asked who we rooted for...then asked me who he should root for, daddy’s

Two things:

Being from his hometown I was about ready to call you out saying that’s not where he wrecked his car. Then I remember this is Jon Jones and remember he has multiple wrecks.

Jon Jones is not exactly an expert on front ends.

“There’s no meaningful distinction between that and what Jay-Z has done with the NFL”

is that Kaepernick himself has already profited from the very same move Jay-Z is using now.

i just want to wrap nurkic’s legs in bubble wrap

I think he’ll have plenty of suitors if he’s willing to play for small contract / deep bench roles. For a guy who’s so talented, that’s a brutal pill to have to swallow and horrible luck.

train your pancreas, youll be fine :)

I was all-in for a Boogie redemption story this season. 

This sucks. He’s pretty high up on the list of guys we never really got to appreciate because he was never on a good enough team/had the right teammates. 

“How am I supposed to explain two women holding hands to my triathlete children?”

The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

I’m stoked. Let’s be honest, the legacy of the 2004/06 Nightmare Team has proven to be way more entertaining than any of the editions that steamroll everyone by forty.

Good thing they did not hire Carmelo Anthony, or they might have played distracted.

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.