Dude’s fingers are vanishing like he needs to get to “The Fish Under the Sea” dance ASAP to sing Johnny B. Good before all he has is a club made of knuckles.

Tim Kurkjian. Adorbs.

The words “Berman” and “Football” in close proximity started causing sports fans anger long ago. Most of these people started pounding on their keyboards in a Jacob’s Ladder rage-haze while mumbling about “Jerry Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat” and “Teej”.

Could be fair to mention Michigan St here. They run a pro style offense and have put 3 marginally talented QBs in the League (2 of them are currently starters....barely). They’re going to put another in there next season.

He also talked about SVP mulling leaving ESPN and hinted at Berman’s ego.

I’m thinking that he wanted proof of the statement in order to publish it, which wouldn’t work with a phone call....unless Kevin isn’t above recording a phone conversation for the readers to enjoy.