Is Bruce Willis black?
The year I lived in Alabama it hit 100 with the humidity factor by March... I don’t see how anyone can stand to live there.
All I have to say is I fucking love carnitas. Far too often carnitas at mediocre Mexican restaurants are bland and wet. There is this place not far from me called Cinco de Mayo, they make the best carnitas ever. It takes a while to get your order, but it is well worth the wait. The carnitas are tender but just dry… Read more
There’s a whole world out there (which evidently exists just a few miles from where I am) to which I’m completely oblivious - even despite an open war going on within that world! There really are upsides to advanced age.
which makes sense, considering how long Spain has been fucked.
I bet that would go good with a little Hellman's.
I once did an impromptu striptease. Some friends and I were at an outdoor patio when we overheard a table next to us celebrating a bachelorette party. Since our town has a dearth of strippers, we volunteered. It didn’t get very far, but the effort seemed to be appreciated.
Murray was probably drunk and obnoxious, but name dropping your sister deserves nothing less than a nuclear wedgie.