unless you clean your eggs, in which case, yes.

Nick Jonas: Aliens are real.

Feel free to go through my comment history and have a read; I’m about as anti-Trump as it’s possible to get.

Alternatively, you could ignore evidence and my own posting history (and my voting history, come to that) and cling to your current perception of me. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

One way costs more and wastes energy, but that’s the American way.

It’s a Forest Whitaker very thin birthday cake.

Can’t get a cake for a gay wedding, but a racist one is fine and dandy.

WTF is up with the guy on the left?

Hey, they can’t all be hawt blondes.

The top reply to any social media post by Don Jr. should simply be “Daddy will never love you.”

is this a party about mocking people with facial deformities? someone needs to talk to the whites

Dude, you’re an idiot.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki weren’t intended so much to get Japan to accept unconditional surrender.

“... but thanks for playing the, ‘I didn’t read the comment before I got up my own ass in my hurry to be self-righteous’ game!” 

Allies of convenience/necessity, certainly—but damn did we manage to get something done when we weren’t busy chewing each other apart.

In other words: That moment in history was about the plainest illustration of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” there will ever be.

Acknowledged that in that whole “war crimes committed against Crimea” section, but thanks for playing the, “I didn’t read the comment before I got up my own ass in my hurry to be self-righteous” game!

“Y’know, it would honestly be really nice if we could have even semi-normal relations with Russia.”

Remember when the Russians were our “allies” against a fascist government?

Putin is distracted by the upcoming Russian elections: