I hate turkey too, but take back what you said about avocados.

I want that tunic. I’m not pregnant but I do get bloated when I eat pizza...

I would use a good vitamin c cream on the chest area along with sunscreen during the day and avoid sleeping on your side (takes a good bit of retraining, but it's better for your face and your chest).

Please keep in mind that living in LA means that by the time you're an adult (if you grew up there) you've had quite a bit of sun exposure. So squint lines and frown lines are baked in early. Also LA is a little competitive on looks.

I get Botox every 5 or 6 months for the angry lines between my brows. I leave my crow’s feet alone and would never jeopardize my skeptical left brow (I can raise my left brow by itself and lower the right one - but not the opposite).

She seems quietly enraged a little “surprised” that she did not win.

I love you Santa Claus. I do.

<3

Us too. That would have been funny if we ended up at the same parties.

Nest year will be much better. Start putting a couple of dates in your calendar for fun stuff.

Daria!!!!! Great costume.

My first halloween in Seattle, I wanted to be warm and badass...

Please tell me why the White Grenade Candle ($20) is in the men's section? I love it - even if it's not pink.

Please tell me why the White Grenade Candle ($20) is in the men's section? I love it - even if it's not pink.

Hurray for tough pirate. That jumpsuit is the biz!

Tell her you though she would want you to have it and enjoy the wine.

In my book, you are an unsung hero. Thank you for ensuring that my wine club ships my wine to me and does not get shut down. (I am serious. What you do is cool and useful.)

“We’ve heard nothing but positive feedback,” Simmons said. “We’re not trying to be racist.”