“(Editor’s Note: Seriously, who the fuck doesn’t understand the entire concept of how sales tax works?)“

How do you like the konjac sponge? Does it live up to the hype? Or is it just the latest edition buff puff?

The Midwest diva was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the picture too!!!!

I have owned the Kevin Aucoin book forever. It is gorgeous with so many different looks, from ‘20s to futuristic looks. Also important is he really outlines techniques for application well. It’s a great book to own, but I still use YouTube videos for when I am going for a particular makeup look. TheEmanueleCastelli…

For some reason I wore foundation in high school - because I thought my skin should be all one color without contour or any gradations. Since then, I can not be bothered - raccoon eyes, dark spots from youthful sunburn, and old age be damned.

Sometimes. If I am going for a retro look or super dramatic look I will match makeup with my outfit. But generally, I think it looks a little "Working Girl" (the movie with Sig Weaver and Melanie Griffith from the 80's).

They were jealous - so avant garde, so ahead of your classmates.

These are knock offs of ditto's saddleback jeans. they were my absolute favorite and I had them in like 3 colors besides denim.

I use Rose water with glycerin (whatever drug store brand is on the shelf). It smells lovely and is not greasy looking but super relieving to dry and sensitive skin.

And maybe an evil twin.

Rat traps! Once you stop feeding a porcelain doll his porridge he stops following his vegan diet...

I loved the red hair! (not that I would emulate that)

It’s true. I met a woman on East Indian descent who was third generation South African and her husband made a huge point of telling me how his wife was more African-American than I am. (BTW I never said anything to him about being African-American.)

I totally agree with you. I generally like his movies, but he does not believe in editing himself, which makes some of his films tedious. The Death Proof feature of Grindhouse is a prime example of this. It would have been much stronger if it were 1/2 hour shorter.

It’s like he’s still the little weird kid on the schoolyard. He actually believes that the cool kids are picking on him. He probably does not see himself as the one in power here.

I am actually not a senior citizen, but I have always liked my hot food summer in hell hot and my cold food super cold. The only thing I enjoy at room temperature is cheese.

My favorite afternoon, late spring, cocktail (yes, I have a cocktail for every time of day, during every season) is the French 76

You’ll understand everything if you watch an episode of Ru-Paul’s Drag Race. Show makeup should not be worn off the stage.

1/2 cup mayonnaise

that’s scary. Glad you had a responsible bus driver.