I get that Armenian people are Caucasian. I do. Kim has tremendous, undeniable privilege related to that.

Plus, Michelle has more elegance and brains in her pinky finger than Melana-ho or Kim Kskank.

Honestly, she looks absolutely stunning here, but I also love any shoot that takes a WASPY white stereotype and injects some brownness into it (I also always loved the National Anthem video by Lana Del Rey for having ASAP Rocky play JFK for the same reason).

Can I come with? My reaction when I read this particular gem: This image, coupled with the headline “AMERICA’S NEW FIRST LADY” (a piece written by Janet Mock) feels well overdue for Kim

You’re goddamned right Michelle Obama was, is and shall be our First Lady. Accept no substitutes!

If I learned anything from the 2016 election it’s that they do, sybann. They do.

Now I’m moving. Fuck you all. Seriously. I may be able to outlast 45 and his disgusting family but there is no way in hell this bunch of climbing bougie assholes represents this country.

Hard pass.

Look what you made Kim do.

Like if there is a cultural tradition within a Nation of people becoming part of their culture through adoption, then fine. But it sounds like that’s not a thing in his case, and his own father is calling him a liar and saying he’s not indigenous. That article was...tiring.

Between this and that YA Handbook for Mortals buying its way into the NYT bestseller list, the lit world had been hot fire for scandals this week.

Hey. It isn’t easy getting quotes from dead people. You need to refine the essential Saltes of humane Dust, you must remember not to call forth that which you can not put down (which I guess he forgot). L’geb Yog-Sothoth.

Right? Looking through the list of authors whom he claims have given him big ups, I practically did a spit take seeing Salinger’s name on the list.

Several other posthumous blurbs were provided by renowned dead authors such as Norman Mailer, Saul Bellow, and J.D. Salinger.

There’s a spot open at the Bureau of Indian Affairs (Zinke hasn’t appointed a secretary yet).

So, when is he joining the team at the White House?

The best lunchtime activity is a nap.

I’d like the workout where I put forth no effort and eat anything I want, but still look like an action movie star.

Co-Ed drunk yoga?!? I’m in... !